Er, hi. I’m Dan.
I’m 23, I can’t grow a decent beard, I dance like a dad, and regularly make an arse of myself publicly. I make absolutely terrible decisions when travelling, and frequently nearly perish as a result. My willpower is crap, common sense is lacking, and I’m terrible with money. I’m incredibly trusting, slow to anger and I have only been punched twice in my whole life, with both events taking place in takeaways at 4am. I don’t even like kebabs.
I ask everyone I meet the same question. I don’t know why.
What’s the biggest animal you could kill with your bare hands?
Best answers I’ve ever had:
“A big snake”
“I reckon I could strangle a horse”
Personally I think I could kill a medium sized sheep.
There. Now you know all there is to know about me. Gosh, I feel like we’ve known each other years.
Got a bone to pick? Contact me. Hit me up. Drop me a line. Get in touch. Throw me a bone. Let’s shoot the breeze.