Hello, Iâ€™m Dan.
Here is what this section used to say:
‘Iâ€™m 25, I canâ€™t grow a decent beard, I dance like a dad, and I regularly make an arse of myself publicly. I make absolutely terrible decisions when travelling, and frequently nearly perish as a result. My willpower is crap, common sense is lacking, and Iâ€™m terrible with money. Iâ€™m incredibly trusting, slow to anger and I have only been punched twice in my whole life, with both events taking place in takeaways at 4am. I donâ€™t even like kebabs.â€™
It is no longer accurate, because I am now 26 and my beard is pretty good. The rest remains the same, however.
Iâ€™m loathe to put my email address on here because spam is irritating but ugh, here you go: dan (DOT) hackett (AT) hotmail (ANOTHER DOT) com.