Oi oi.

So you’ve stumbled across my site. Cool.

Well, I’m Dan. Please, gaze upon this massive picture of my face, from back when I visited the Eiffel Tower:

image1 (5).jpegThis is my backpacking/travel/general misadventure blog. What you can expect to find within these hallowed pages, unless something has gone horribly wrong (and it may well have), are stories of various trips around the world which I have been lucky enough to undertake.

Hmm. Actually, lucky might not be the word. It is true that within these webpages you will find backpacking stories featuring strange lands, outlandish characters, and awe inspiring beauty. It is also true that you will find catastrophic humiliation, a ton of creative swearing, and stacks of evidence that points to my survival being down to nothing more than disgusting amounts of luck.

I’m currently living in Berlin, where I moved in October 2016. Highlights since moving here include wild day parties, virtual reality orgies, and psychedelic urban exploration.

I love backpacking more than anything else in the world. Only problem is, I’m shit at it, thanks to bad luck, worse decisions, and no willpower.

I apologise in advance.