I’ve started and deleted around a dozen articles since I published the last one. I dunno, I keep starting them super serious and prattling on about my personal growth/decay (delete as appropriate depending on the time of day, when I last got laid, and how many bottles of wine I’ve had). But I don’t really think anyone is too arsed about the inner workings of my burned-out mind. So instead I’ll just skip the self-reflecty mumbo jumbo and get to the point: here’s what’s happened recently! Continue reading
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The Berlin Diaries – Crippling Shyness and Accidental Flashing
Today’s entry actually took place on the same day as the previous article. After I sorted my shit out down at the Burgeramt, a celebration was in order – that is, a celebration in keeping with the amount of money currently in my bank account, which is minus several thousand pounds.
‘Google Trips’ Can Fuck Off
Okay, first, watch this video on ‘Google Trips’:
What do you reckon? Pretty cool, huh?
*SLAP*
Fucking no. It is not cool. Continue reading